Delirium and Back

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mytra-fallen-angel:

radijator:

ssjdebusk:

scarredangels:

castielthehero:

Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”

Always reblog the Assbutt

the fact that this is the literally apocalypse ground zero go time and they stop to have this conversation 

bobby’s face is like why are #we talking about this we are literally all about to die

I love this post more than I love my parents

I’m ok with that

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— 4 hours ago with 253300 notes

7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down

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— 4 hours ago with 135776 notes

serenadingspock:

analthrasher6900:

gallifreyannerdqueen:

shady-brain-farm:

i-need-my-doctor:

malicemidnight:

gypsiesneversleep:

thesunandthesea37:

flomation:

musicallyharmonized:

koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE 

ISNT THIS FROM SHREK

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG

its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh

I NO

Did Mary Morstan write this post?

THIS


The loud, overpowering voices? Those are the trumpet section.

^^accurate

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— 5 hours ago with 307408 notes
#lmao  #bandkids  #band 

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

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— 5 hours ago with 32025 notes

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

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— 5 hours ago with 129901 notes

disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

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— 5 hours ago with 384412 notes

justsayins:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

no, yeah, how does someone go, “You know what? I bet mixing flour with ice cream and baking it might be a REALLY GOOD IDEA”\

brb going to buy ice cream to try this

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— 5 hours ago with 134504 notes
#foodporn  #foodgasm 

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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— 5 hours ago with 800819 notes

satanlordsoo:

Idk but can someone tell me this does not resemble a scene in the infamous fic I’m pretty sure someone will soon break out into my name is kim jongin I’m the writer who lives next door see you tomorrow hyung

image

— 18 hours ago with 1581 notes
#anterograde tomorrow  #anterograde amnesia  #kaisoo  #exo 
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#wel shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

 

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— 1 day ago with 95611 notes
Anonymous asked: What do cx ld and pf mean?


Answer:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

cx stands for cross examination, also known as policy, it’s a form of debate where you talk really fast about nuclear war.

LD stands for lincoln-douglas debate, it’s a style of debate were you talk either slow or fast about some old dead guy.

PF, or Pofo, stands for public forum it’s a style of sitting around talking about your opinions that are always inaccurate and not usually backed up by anything credible.

— 1 day ago with 61 notes
http://meikosflower.tumblr.com/post/93190732140/ive-seen-a-lot-of-scenarios-and-fanfics-where →

meikosflower:

I’ve seen a lot of scenarios and fanfics, where people have romanticized relationship abuse.

Things like:

"What if ____ got mad and lost control and hit you in an argument?"

”____ gets mad that you keep hanging out with your guy friends so he pulls you away/makes you stop talking to them?”

— 2 days ago with 158 notes
Lay and his feels(and not feels)…

park-minyeol-ah:

See you have those classic Yixing moments when everything is just…

And then there’s those when he sort of gets the joke, and laughs a little..

Then there’s those crazy moments where everything in that little unicorn mind of his is just torn into pieces…

Poor Xing Xing…

Lay feels

— 3 days ago with 54 notes
#exo  #lay